Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
walked right past julianne moore (on her walk of shame this morning) god i love new york. :)
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
You called me your momma bear, and then demanded more vodka
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
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