Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
It's official. I'm a squirter. Wasn't a one time thing.
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
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