First thing she said after sex was.. are you baptised by chance?
I was 10 minutes late leaving for lunch today because I couldn't lose a boner. It is impossible to tuck it when your shirt is tucked in...gotta quit facebook stalking hot chicks at work
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
Come see our sink grown plant.
We're going to play a drinking game. It's called "Senior Year of College."
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
I never thought that it would get to the point where I would have to specify that by "hang out" I meant "fuck like rabbits." Growing up shouldn't be this way.
I can't feel my clothes. I'm convinced I'm naked
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Randomize
