So I think we're almost at the age where we should start calling boys men. Now what age do they start living up to the new title?
Most never. Some around 65.
is wine microwaveable?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
My entire summer has consisted of being too drunk for this shit, too sober for this shit, or too hungover for this shit.
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
So apparently nutella and chocolate body paint aren't actually the same thing.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
I told her my hands felt like they touched the sun, never been that stoned before
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
He lasted less than 30 sec. in bed and then sent me a friend request on LinkedIn. Wtf.
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