weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Chris' response to jim throwing up was taking off his shirt and saying WHO WANTS A BONER
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
im over her. I got weed and youtube. everything i could ever ask for.
i slept with him so i could steal the screens out of his sink faucets for my bowl when he went to sleep. not because he's funny.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
Just for the record, you referenced Harry Potter while complaining about being torn between the Slytherin (lesbians) and Gryffindor (your mostly straight friends) houses (tables)
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
My purse is full of condoms and money.
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