Christians are straight up FREAKS
Cab driver just said he likes mutual masturbation in the cab. Um
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I won the 'drunkest person at a family event' award tonight.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
Typical. We're ready to go, and you're not wearing pants.
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