Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
Just tried my new showerhead. Sex with Brian will never be the same.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i'll get you drunk even if i have to inject alcohol into your arm through an IV
you're the only one i would trust to do that
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Went home last night with a guy in a tutu, didn't know he was wearing a tutu until he threw it at me in the bedroom. God I love Halloween.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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