is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
He was doing push ups, crunches and jogging in place in front of the restaurant. I'm not too sure I want to eat there if it requires immediate exercise following the meal.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
All I can remember is posting my chicken burger in the post box. Postman is in for a treat.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Remind me to NEVER AGAIN mix beer with tequila with beer with whiskey with vodka with rum with vodka.
Well, we went shopping. He bought me starbucks and ate me out in the change room at target. If that isnt the best post covid first date, I don't know what is
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