I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
i had confetti in my bra
i still find it in random places like a shoe or my car. that week haunts me
It was the best of bangs; it was the worst of bangs.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Randomize
