dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
but he used his one phone call to call mom and wish her happy mothers day, that's gotta count for somethin
i wrote her a fucking poem. i better get laid for that
Putting the hydrocodone in Pez dispensers. Do you want Speedy Gonzales or Darth Vader?
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I just stood still on a stair at the train station expecting it to go down automatically like an escalator... Today's going to be a good day
Either he pets my cat or this deal is null
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
Hey, I'm 22. I'm allowed to have a sex life and you're going to hear about it.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
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