OKAY SO WHENEVER I SEE AN UGLY COUPLE I ALWAYS WONDER WHAT THEY SAY TO EACH OTHER IN BED. creepy?
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
i will never coherently bang her
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
It's like there testing me. My dad kept handing me margaritas and saying "you can take it"
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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