We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
But he was like 75 and lives right near mom and dad. Not a threat at all.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I learned three things this morning. Don't get out of my car without my keys, don't let a girl paint my nail unless I'm getting laid by said girl, and lastly I learned how to break into my own car.
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