well you can't waste a boner
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
It could have went better. They kicked us out of the casino and I drunkenly whipped her across the face with a fishing pole. Long story.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
Turned on my GPS and all that it said in the search bar was "beer,"
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
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