dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
the best part was at the strip club when he said he was "here to pick up my wife. she's up on stage.....wait that's my aunt". only in Ottawa.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I watched you down those shots like a lion cub watching its mother rip apart a gazelle
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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