Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
What hospital were we in last night? Insurance needs to know
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Just had a customer call his drug dealer in front of me but act like it was normal call.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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