Dude.. I don’t care how hairy she is, you already left me at the bar, and now I have to find another fucking way home... NOW BE A MAN ABOUT IT!
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
Being at this bar with grandma is a real cockblocker
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
This isn't just a hangover. I can feel the blood moving through my veins, and it hurts.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
That is was cool to fuck the single mother accross the street until every girl i bring home gets the car keyed.
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
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