normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
i'm surrounded by gay midgets. not sure if i'm bragging or asking you to come rescue me. wait for follow up.
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
My fuck buddy took time out of his date with his girlfriend to text me happy Valentines Day.
I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
She's in the bathroom. Literally just told me she could make a guy cum using just her words. Not bad for Sunday brunch.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
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