I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
I was going to call you an awful person for that. but then i realized we're both awful people.
Really* awful people.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
PS- I just ordered a two man zebra costume. Would you like to be my back end?
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
We got way too high so we're sitting in the parking lot of the movies trying to figure out what bar to go to
Starting the day with sex, coffee and productivity are what the founding fathers intended
Cuz I feel like I ate the whole candy isle at 7/11 last night and chased it with rum
You pretty much did tho
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
Randomize
