Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
He literally didn't stop until I lost count of how many times he made me orgasm. It took three hours.
She even gives head with a lisp.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I put xanax in the cake batter
Did you really? It all makes sense now.
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
I haven't answered because I haven't figured out a polite way of saying fuck no
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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