it hurts more in the daytime
You kept telling that ginger girl, "it's not your fault, it's not your fault, it's not your fault."
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Too many sundays start with me waking up still drunk in my car.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
So I just crossed my legs and I was like what is this lump on my leg? Oooh its my underwear from last time I wore these jeans...
I just started the bonfire using a tampon. Who knew they could have multiple uses?
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Just paid for my STD meds using a giftcard I got for Christmas. Thanks mom.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
Randomize
