just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
You were out of control then you fell asleep on his lap for 30 min and woke up civil. Way to powernap to sobriety!
where are my eyebrows?
The lady in the stall next to me just screamed "why are you so hairy!?" and "why can't you get any!?" to her vagina. WTF
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