I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
I cant date a girl that sucks dick at sucking dick
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Day 3. Will have to postpone job hunting by a month. May have blown out my knee. Was sunburned on Friday. Now look painted red. Still alive. All worth it.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
I forgot my id and a man called soup is buying me vodka.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
I emailed the police apartment to apologize to the officer from last night. I practically threw a hissy fit because he wouldn't hug me.
It was "against protocol"
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
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