windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
No amount of marijuana is enough to justify blood on my ceiling
True bitches know their best friends favorite Boones Farm flavor.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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