Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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