Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
I mean, that's eating your cake and fucking it too.
I got to her place and she was petting her cat and pounding vodka out of the bottle. She looked like Dr evil in yoga pants. She's nuttier than squirrell shit.
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
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