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damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Just used your umbrella as a puke sheild. Thanks man.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
She said she couldn't find my penis because my arm was in the way. That was my penis
Every man deserves at least one moment like that
Good thing it was his birthday because I accidentally grabbed his dick at the bar. A lot.
Apparently while trying to get up from vomiting in the toilet I grabbed the seat cover for leverage and smashed my own head between it and the bowl. I don't remember this.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
i dont know whats worse..that i woke up in a gorilla suit or that its covered in peanut butter
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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