So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I don't mean to ruin your favorite Disney movie...but...we both came when Mufasa died.
I woke up in an apt hallway this morning and a nice lady brought me coffee cause she thought I was homeless
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I vaguely remember us chasing shots by licking each other's faces last night. Our friendship has reached another level completely.
DESTROY DICK DECEMBER\nTHE SUN SHINES ON THE THIRSTY
Turns out my mom didn't really want to know I was in a new dimension last night from smoking so much.
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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