I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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