what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
He kept pouting and saying i cockblocked him and I kept yelling "I'm sorry...but the cock was never out to be blocked"
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
So how much of last night are we going to pretend never happened? Enough to stay friends?
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
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