That's intense
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
The biggest loser is alot easier to jack off to at the end of the season
I think that's the first time i've seen 'you look like an ugly version of my ex' work as a pickup line
I know this request is pointless but you two please try to keep the drinking and drug use to a minimal, I have bail money so write my number on your arm and a "if found call", wear a life jacket and act like a responsible 28 year old please.
Your beautifulness. Funnyness. Sexy hairness. Coolness. Plus you ask google how far wendys is from your house. Will you marry me
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
She really wants to hug you. With her vagina.
Randomize
