i bet if teenage jesus was here he would do a shot with me
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
i checked my sent messages this morning and i had apparently tried to text the bar, saying "idk what i drank, do you?"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
I wish on days I started my period Chipotle would come to my house with a burrito bar ... Then give me a chocolate cake and a large beer.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I think I won an award for shitting and vomiting at the same time.
It’s a hundred kinds of wrong to do Jell-O shots at home alone. Right?
I support drinking alone. But Jell-O shots. That’s a game changer.
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