im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
DROP EVERYTHING! Gatta go get tested for herpes, lets make an adventure out of it.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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