No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
That's the great thing about NY, if you pee your dress you have an entire cab ride to air dry your panties before the next club.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I'm sitting by the window waiting for the sun to go down so that I can start drinking.
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
He's bringing a lesbian pretending to be his girlfriend to family Christmas. I can not wait to see how this goes.
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
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