I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
i just met a girl who was sent to the hospital for using her phone as a vibrator and got electrocuted. 4 weeks later she got sent back for shoving a hot dog up there. welcome to the teenage american society
I want you to know that wearing office supplies as jewelry results in waking up with the wrong roommate. Also, strip clubs and vodka don't mix.
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I looked up while we were having sex to see him covering my pillow pet's eyes with his free hand. I think I'm in love
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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