Just figured out how to smoke weed with a toaster.
Yeah he is here but I can't let him know I am until he has like 30 min worth of drinks. so when he see me he isn't like "omg ew,NO!"
I have so much to learn from you, wise slut
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Do you think I could put your penis on reserve for tonight or tomorrow night?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
Thing I said while arguing: I want to be single again so that I can have pizza and dick rained down upon me.
Pulling out all the stops on being a lady.
If you hear a sad honk in the wind it is me.
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
All I can taste is Pickle Juice and Cocaine.
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
