I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
you used progresso chicken soup as a mixer last night
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
Help. Why am I so naked?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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