return my video game
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
The highlight of my week is I found some hetero porn I didn't completely hate. Branching out.
Randomize
