So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
I would just like you to know that the guy I blew off last weekend to come find ur drunk ass just got drafted into the major leagues.
Moment of silence for the loss of that option.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
In one night, this kid threw a firecracker under a fucking cop car, crashed three seperate parties, and passed out in a tree in our backyard. Do you even know who he is?
Dude, she got "I party too much" skinny. She looks like a recovering drug addict.
I heard you coughing. Are you choking or smoking? And are you okay?
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
I know its 2 in the morning and everything. But i just straight up yelled "DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND THIS WORLD IS DIFFICULT ENOUGH AS IT IS WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS BULLSHIT ON ME" to my taco. Because it fell apart on me. I think i might be cracking under this finals pressure.
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