Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
it's not cheating when I paid for it
I didn't think her British accent was real until I saw how fucked up her teeth were.
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
Nothing too major over here lately. Just had a date with an ex-internet porn star turned lawyer. He said: "at my 3rd burning man I taught a workshop on BDSM" and I knew it was going to be a fun night.
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
It's next to that place that has cock fighting.
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