all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
we decided it was best to cut you off after we caught you trying to "baptize" my cat in the jungle juice
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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