I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
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