Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
Your liver needs more exercise - we start training tonight.
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
i saved a drunk oompa loompa he was passed out on the lawn and i picked him up figured out where he lived and put him in his bed and wrote his roommate a note
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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