As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Around noon tomorrow come looking for me. I'll be on Mill wearing whatever clothes I haven't lost yet. DO NOT REPLY. DO NOT ASK QUESTIONS. JUST DO IT.
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
I have come to realize that my purpose in life is less musical and more as a filter of alcohol into water.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
Angels sing when his face is between my thighs. I came 3 times before he even came up for air.
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