Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
I'm blazed at jack in the box and my order number is 420. I wish everything in the world made this much sense.
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
i draw the line when you ask for directions at a place you're already at.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
You need a Jiminy Cricket, but for sexual decisions.
They won't let us do straight shots of 151 since that guy lit his face on fire.
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
I just feel like everything is too perfect
He's probably a serial killer or chronic masturbator
Or both. Which is common
After we won I just ran all over campus for a couple hours. Then made out with a guy on a bench
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
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