margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just threw up, I'm either bulemic or pregnant, and I'm now accepting bets on which it is
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Edward fifth and chaser hands
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
Randomize
