The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
so the photographer said "let's get a picture of the cousins" so we posed together, and then he said " lets get a picture of the couples" So we posed together.
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
Sometimes a girl needs 4 shots of whiskey in her diet coke at 5 in the afternoon and i feel no shame in admitting that girl is me
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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