remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
it's not that I hate people, I just want to rip most of their faces off.
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
I wish I had a tail.
Why?
...why not?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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