kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
i wish you could fill a pinata with booze
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
She threw up in my garbage can last night and walked home with it this morning so she could clean it out...
She is dropping it off on the way to the bar at 7.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
I JUST FOUND AN INTERNATIONAL POLE DANCING CHAMPIONSHIP IN SPANISH
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Dude she smelled like bar-b-que sauce. I can't think of anything better.
I wouldn't hesitate to give up my job to have regular bowel movements again
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
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