and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Apperanlty I was screaming "It's hard to swim with a broken ankle sir" and then tackled the lifeguard. The joys of blackouts
The only thing that was weird was that it WASN'T weird when she got out of the shower and saw me blowing him.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
was I really that bad?
you army crawled across the kitchen floor, turned the cat into "super kitty" and crawled into the dog cage
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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