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NEVER shave your cleavage hair.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
Just watched the couple I sit for and 4 of their friends shotgun beers like college kids. Please let this be us when we get older.
do to the flooding of the park, there will be a midnight bikini mud wrestling party behind my dorm. all are welcome.
I fell asleep on the air hockey table and someone turned it on, scariest shit ever when you're that fucked up
I couldn't find my shirt this morning so I stole one from his eight year old sister. Slutted up my outfit quite a bit.
He is just a personification of a vodka hangover.
Yes. Sex with questionable women, and made of potatoes.
He's gotta be able to drive a truck, make me mac n cheese and give me the best orgasms. That's my perfect man
I found a video of myself completely naked on my phone giving a drunk tutorial on how to shit properly while blindfolded. Did you record it?
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
Ok maybe second best. He dated a stripper. Can't compete with that level of hoeness
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
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